Need funds for diving, so I'm selling......

[andy_richardson]

For Sale

Due to the credit crunch, price of fuel, price of food, etc., I need to sell some things if I want to continue diving. So, here's the list:

1: Small boy. 5 years old, low mileage, very nippy. Comes with own toys and other accessories. Suitable for chimney cleaning, boot polishing. etc.

2: Wife. Good bodywork for age, a little slow at acceleration, but if given chocolate or wine moves surprisingly quickly. Also comes with shoes and jewellery (massive saving there for any prospective buyer.)Very decorative, but not really practical.

3: Dog. Happy to be fed anything, and is probably the only dog you'll ever come across with encyclopedic knowledge of PADI training, having digested most of my manuals. Absolute bargain. Would make excellent draught excluder.

Any offers on any of the above, please let me know.

[aquafan]

Does the wife come pre-configured not to talk back? If so would you accept my wife part-x and some cash? Mine is happy to clean/iron/cook just as long as she can watch CSI-Miami on sky.

(24-10-2008 03:21 PM)andy_richardson Wrote:  For Sale

Due to the credit crunch, price of fuel, price of food, etc., I need to sell some things if I want to continue diving. So, here's the list:

1: Small boy. 5 years old, low mileage, very nippy. Comes with own toys and other accessories. Suitable for chimney cleaning, boot polishing. etc.

2: Wife. Good bodywork for age, a little slow at acceleration, but if given chocolate or wine moves surprisingly quickly. Also comes with shoes and jewellery (massive saving there for any prospective buyer.)Very decorative, but not really practical.

3: Dog. Happy to be fed anything, and is probably the only dog you'll ever come across with encyclopedic knowledge of PADI training, having digested most of my manuals. Absolute bargain. Would make excellent draught excluder.

Any offers on any of the above, please let me know.

[andy_richardson]

(24-10-2008 03:45 PM)aquafan Wrote:  Does the wife come pre-configured not to talk back? If so would you accept my wife part-x and some cash? Mine is happy to clean/iron/cook just as long as she can watch CSI-Miami on sky.

Sorry, couldn't find that bit in the manual. If anyone has found out how to do that particular configuration, I'd love to know........

[Flyingspanner]

What's the dog like?

You can keep the other 2

[Letz]

Excellent

I'll take the child, I always did want one and, assuming he's toilet trained, I'll get the easier years

All I've got to sell is the car and dive kit ........... so it'll be the car then

I am actually in the throws of peparing a thread to that affect !

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[andy_richardson]

O.K., so I've got potential takers for the dog and the small boy. Will swap wife for lead shot, or regs. Wife has been recently serviced (just this morning), so would expect same of regs.

[Letz]

(26-10-2008 09:33 AM)andy_richardson Wrote:  O.K., so I've got potential takers for the dog and the small boy. Will swap wife for lead shot, or regs. Wife has been recently serviced (just this morning)

in the light of the above might I suggest you'd be wise to keep that one as there's no telling how long another might hold out. Of course I suspect the wife wouldn't perform so well without the small boy who would have a similar requirement in keeping the dog.

Best bet would be to sell them as a job lot

[air-guzzler]

Im a little short of fund at the one ive got is a slightly younger model than myself i would like to possibly trade her in for a younger model with less milage especially since she has just hit the 38,000 mile and the service she has just have may also require a timing belt change.

[Silty Bottom]

(26-10-2008 09:33 AM)andy_richardson Wrote:  Wife has been recently serviced (just this morning),

I would've thought that would reduce the value?