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30-11-2008, 11:17 AM
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Jokes needed!
OK, so it's kind of lazy but I need a whole bunch of jokes that 5 year olds can understand and will find funny.
Don't know what made me think of you lot?  To be honest, most joke websites are full of rubbish. If there's any chance of a few Christmas ones in there, even better. They don't need to be new ones - old classics will do - but it is important that young children will understand why they are funny. Please help! xx |
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30-11-2008, 11:46 AM
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RE: Jokes needed!
Only know rude ones... however, how about:
2 snowmen standing in a field... one say's to the other .. "can you smell carrots?".. 
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30-11-2008, 12:15 PM
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RE: Jokes needed!
Made me giggle...
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30-11-2008, 01:10 PM
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RE: Jokes needed!
try here polly http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
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30-11-2008, 02:06 PM
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RE: Jokes needed!
why are pirates called pirates......cos they ARRRRRRRRRRRR!
where do cows go to relax......the mooovies what do you call a fish with no eyes......fsh what do ghosts like to eat.....spookgetti spot the bloke with two kids under 8 Tis better to keep quiet and appear to be an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it beyond doubt |
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30-11-2008, 02:08 PM
(This post was last modified: 30-11-2008 07:42 PM by CRAZY FINS!!.)
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RE: Jokes needed!
knock knock
who's there? me me who? oh its a cat! knock knock who's there? boo boo who? no need to cry its only a joke! from my seven year old who thought it was funny! And my own personal all time favourite! whats pink , wrinkly and hangs out your pants? Your mam!! LOOK A FISH!!! 
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30-11-2008, 07:55 PM
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RE: Jokes needed!
Q. What do you call an exploding monkey?
A. A Baboom! Q. What's pink and fluffy? A. Pink fluff Q. Whar's blue and fluffy? A. Pink fluff holding its breath Just in-case you didn't realise, the two "fluff" jokes are supposed to be told one after another in the above order. Why is it that explaining a joke always ruins its affect?? Why is it that everyone's signature is better than mine? |
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30-11-2008, 08:06 PM
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RE: Jokes needed!
Thank you!
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30-11-2008, 10:13 PM
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RE: Jokes needed!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. God bless George Bush and America. Hydroponics at the One Stop Grow Shop http://www.onestopgrowshop.co.uk/Scripts/default.asp |
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01-12-2008, 11:12 AM
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RE: Jokes needed!
Whats brown and sticky and runs round fields?
A fence.. |
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