Are You an Internet Diver?

Anyone seeing pete anytime soon to pick mine, johns and robs up?

Yep, Saturday. I guess your guru isn't allowing you to dive without him?

I'm still out of the water til my toothy-pegs are sorted

And I thought you were my new guru?

Hastings isn't that far away. If it wasn't such a shit hole where I wouldn't be seen dead, you'd also be on the list of night time visits matey.

I knew there was a reason I lived in the armpit of England

I just go diving, none of this padowan shite, that's for peeps who need their egos massaging

But...but... you always make so many comments on my kit I thought you were trying to convert me to the way of the kool-aid?

is this not the padi elearning site then?!

Tail pad thing for stages FFS

You know it looked cool

Internet Diving Ha how do you think i became the spesul 1

Kev,
I have told pete i could drive up top his tonight and collect them as it looks like my diving is going to be on hold for a while due to the old Dolly Parton song

Working 9 to 5????

Past tense?