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Photo Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off Gassing' started by Silty Bottom, May 8, 2010.

  1. Pete

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    As they approached Mary Pete thought" this is not what i meant by a threesome "
     
  2. Badknees

    Badknees Meg Pilot (retired) and Forum KGB

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    I said I wanted a pony! And you give me a Paul..... You Idjit!
     
  3. Suggsy

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    Pony-Ass. Same thing, no?
     
  4. SrLagarto

    SrLagarto DIR-ish DIFF Diver... and, Honorary Idjit ;)

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    Two little diver-boys swimming in a pool, one named Peter, one named Paul.
    "Let's go deeper!", "No..." says Paul, "...come back, Peter", "Get off me back, Paul!"
     
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  5. mala

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    is that gluee or doing it rearwards?
     
  6. Big Joe

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    Oh Dear. Pete's getting shafted again
     
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  7. DaveS

    DaveS Play nice. Enjoy UKD

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    Pete and Paul demonstrate Manta mating with their floaty wings.
     
  8. chris-the-sham

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    it's no use pete, i can't reach your nipple light direction joystick from here
     
  9. Zubar

    Zubar Active Member
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    I told you there was a reason the ASDA Value buddy line was cheap!
     
  10. puddle fish

    puddle fish Well-Known Member

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    Keep your buddies close and your beneficiaries even closers
     
  11. Pete

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    Paul always the giver never the taker
     
  12. Suggsy

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    ... And the winner is srlagarto :)
     
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  13. SrLagarto

    SrLagarto DIR-ish DIFF Diver... and, Honorary Idjit ;)

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    Hey... thanks, Suggsy! :)

    So - here's my offering... a shot of one of my buddies, passing time on a safety stop - enjoy! ;)

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Silty Bottom

    Silty Bottom in DIRnial

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    Silty Bottom in DIRnial

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    wierd, that wasn't supposed to do that.. guess I've found something new today
     
  16. Suggsy

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    The new diver bullshit detector was in the early stages of development.
     
  17. Silty Bottom

    Silty Bottom in DIRnial

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    As news spread of GUEs backtrack over rebreathers it caught some divers by surprise
     
  18. DaveS

    DaveS Play nice. Enjoy UKD

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    It's not the ones you hold in your hand in front of your face that hurt you - it's the little purple hangers on eating away at your BCD that kill you!
     
  19. Silty Bottom

    Silty Bottom in DIRnial

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    ARRRGGGGGHHHHHH MY EYES MY EYES THEY'RE EATING MY EYES PUT THE F***ING CAMERA DOWN THEY'RE EATING MY EYES
     
  20. Pete

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    The diver thought if I hold these up to my eyes no one will notice one of my bollocks has poped out
     

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